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Is there anything better than a freshly baked brownie? This GIANT brownie delivered to your doorstep!
Baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, this brownie is perfect for anyone who's sick of having the same birthday cake every year. Whether it's for a birthday, anniversary, or corporate event, the Double White Choc TIM TAM Loaded Brownie will surely show just how sweet you are.
Surprise your friends and family by adding a confetti bomb that explodes out as they open it. Warning: lots of cleaning up involved!
Have brownie cravings you need to satisfy today? We got you! With same day delivery to Melbourne and same day dispatch Australia-wide, you can indulge in this beautiful slab of chocolatey goodness whenever your craving strikes.
Perfect for a Birthday, Anniversary or Corporate gift.
We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.
Location | Delivery ETA From Date Selected |
Melbourne Metro | Same Day |
Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart | Next Business Day |
Darwin & outside of major cities | 1 - 3 Business Days |
Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life.
We recommend having your Father's Day gifts dispatched by these dates for arrival on/before Father's Day, 3 September.
Location | Last Date To Dispatch |
Melbourne Metro | 3 September |
Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart | 31 August |
Darwin & outside of major cities | 29 August |
Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life.
Pretty expensive for what it is.
$15 for delivery. $25 for confetti explosion. Like there was no explosion. It's an elastic band that holds down a tiny 2inch cardboard tray as part of the box that throws confetti in one direction. No bang. No loud noises. Musical birthday cards are like only $5. And for $25 you couldn't throw in anything more?
Anyway social media game on point as obviously I was the one who paid for it but VERY underwhelming. I'd avoid in future. Cakes good though and delivery is really good regarding the tracking and notification.
Also the whole jack the price up by 10% and then give everyone 10% off coupons is a spit in the face. What really is $55. Or $66.
Wouldn't go again. Although good to know if I've forgotten someones birthday I can get this reliably.
Hi Jeraldine,
Thank you for your valuable feedback. We understand that the pricing may appear high at first glance, but we want to assure you that the cost is justified by the quality and features of our product. Our delivery rates of $15 reflect the dedicated service of our own drivers, ensuring a safe and efficient delivery to your doorstep.
Regarding our $25 confetti explosion add-on, it offers a premium and luxurious packaging experience, enhancing the overall presentation of your gift. The confetti feature adds an element of surprise and delight when the recipient opens the box. We apologise if there was any confusion or if your expectations were not fully met. We strive to provide clear product descriptions and images to accurately represent what is included.
While we currently do not offer musical birthday cards, we do have a selection of regular A6 birthday cards where you can personalise your message. These cards serve as a great option to accompany your gift and provide a personal touch.
We appreciate your feedback and will continue to improve our offerings based on customer insights. If you have any further questions or concerns, please feel free to reach out to us. We value your satisfaction and aim to provide the best possible experience.
Thank you for choosing Goldelucks!
Ordered it for my partner and he loved it! Delicious brownie and fast delivery
Title says it all!! Delivery driver very reliable as hard to see this and not eat it 🤩
Ordering was easy, delivery was spot on and product was absolutely delicious! The confetti bomb made it an extra special gift!
The presentation was a bit disappointing. It didn’t look at all like the photo on the website. It was a mess. Looked like a little kid decorated the brownie and just chucked white icing and smarties all over the brownie. My dad said it tasted good though.
In response to your reply below: I think you misunderstood my review. I’m not talking about the size of the box. That doesn’t matter at all. Im talking about the actual brownie. The confetti doesn’t affect the way the brownie is decorated. In the photos of your website the Tim tams and smarties are placed on top of the white icing neatly. As you can see in the photos this was not the case. It was like all the ingredients were just chucked on top of the brownie like splash paint. I have ordered from your shop many times and all the other boxes look exactly like the photos. Very elegantly presented. Not sure what happened this time around though. Anyhow, like I said before, the brownie still tasted good :)
Hi Mellita!
Thank you for sharing your feedback with us and we apologize if it does not meet your expectations. The screenshot you sent is our standard box and the one you ordered is our confetti box. We are sorry if the box is a bit bigger than your brownie but rest assured that it is still the same brownie we sent like before. Thank you though for sharing your feedback and we'll make sure to consider this next time.
Great. And lasted for a long time.
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.
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